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  • Respect the child.
    Be not too much his parent.
    Trespass not on his solitude.
    - Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth.
    - Goldie Hawn

  • Baby: An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
    - Elizabeth Adamson

  • You see much more of your children once they leave home.
    - Lucille Ball

  • Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
    - Erma Bombeck

  • Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
    - Phyllis Diller

  • What you teach your own children is what you really believe in.
    - Cathy Warner Weatherford

  • A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.
    - Marcelene Cox

  • I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
    - Rita Rudner

  • The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
    - Clarence Darrow

  • Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships.
    - Jodie Foster

  • Self-reliance is the greatest gift a parent can give a child.
    - Author Unknown

  • My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
    - Rita Rudner

  • I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
    - Roseanne

  • A child's hand in yours - what tenderness it arouses, what power it conjures. You are instantly the very touchstone of wisdom and strength.
    - Marjorie Holmes

  • The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person as an individual.
    - Millicent Carey McIntosh, on children

  • Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
    - Ogden Nash

  • Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see.
    - Pope Paul VI

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