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Short Mothers-in-Law Jokes Page 4

    There was a knock at the door, I new it was the mother in law because all the mice were throwing themselves on the traps.

    I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in-law, my neighbor said 'Are you going to help' I said no six should be enough!!!!!

    I saw the mother in-law walking down the path so I jumped from behind the garage and shouted BOO! She said you nearly frightened me to death, so I shouted BOO! BOO! BOO!

    My mother in-law said 'one day I will dance on your grave' I said I hope you do, I will be buried at sea.


    I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
    Ken Dodd

    Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
    Brooks Hays

    First guy: I got this bottle of brandy for my mother-in-law.
    Second guy: What a great trade!

    Over a beer one evening, Fred was going on and on about his mother-in-law - how cheap was, how meddlesome, how petty, how overbearing, how boring. But then he leaned over and confessed that he had to give the old bird credit for one thing. There was one moment when he'd have cut his throat if it weren't for her.

    "Huh?" His buddy was startled.

    "She was using my razor."

    For Mothers-in-Law Day do something nice of the lady: take her out to dinner, send for flowers, divorce her daughter.
    Joey Adams

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