I have never made a fool of my mother-in-laws, I just leave her to display her natural talents herself.
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My mother-in-laws and I were happy for 20 years, Then we met each other.
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Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds.
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Marriage Anon is a club for bachelors.
If any is tempted to marry, they send my mil over in curlers and dressing gown.
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One cannibal says to the other: "I can't stand my mother-in-law."
The other says: "Why don't you just eat the vegetables?"
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A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes. He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double. The man thinks for a while & then proclaims "1. I'd like a million dollars. 2. Beat me half to death".
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The Argument:

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
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My Mother-in-Law is so big, we had to stop buying her Malcom X tee shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.
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A man was on trial for bigamy, and after the judge passed sentence he asked the defendant if he'd learned what made having more than one wife a bad thing. "Yes, your honor, I have," he replied. "What is the reason?" the judge asked. "Having two wives means having two mothers-in-law, and that, in itself, should be grounds enough to support assisted suicide."
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My mother in law is so stupid she actually asked me for money. The thing is, is that I'm a bum !!!!! How dumb is she?
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I always know when it's the mother in law knocking at the door the mice throw themselves in the traps.
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My mother in law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her, but he didn't know if he had enough petrol.