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Q & A Mothers-in-Law Jokes

    Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your Mother-in-Law?
    A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, your Mother-in-Law doesn't know the difference.

    Q: What are the two worst things about your Mother-in-Law?
    A: Her faces.

    Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to ruin a marriage?
    A: Just one......mine!

    Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: None......she always gets the son-in-law to do it.

    Q: What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
    A: The vulture waits 'til you are dead before it eats your heart out.

    Q: How are shotguns and mother-in-laws alike?
    A: If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!

    Q: What's the definition of happiness?
    A: Getting up in the morning and seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton!

    Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
    A: An air bag.




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