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Famous Mothers Quotes

  • Michelangelo's Mother:
    "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

  • Mona Lisa's Mother:
    "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

  • Columbus' Mother:
    "I don't care what you've discovered Christopher. You still could have written!"

  • Napoleon's Mother:
    "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, than take your hand out of there and prove it!"

  • Paul Revere's Mother:
    "I don't care where you think you have to go, young many. Midnight is past your curfew!"

  • Custer's Mother:
    "Now George, remember what I told you - don't go biting off more than you can chew!"

  • George Washington's Mother:
    "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

  • Abraham Lincoln's Mother:
    "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

  • Humpty Dumpty's Mother:
    "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"

  • Goldilock's Mother:
    "I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"

  • Albert Einstein's Mother:
    "But Albert, it's your senior picture, Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?..."

  • Babe Ruth's Mother:
    "Babe, how many times have I told you? Quit playing ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"

  • Batman's Mothers:
    "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"

  • Superman's Mother:
    "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"

  • Barney's Mother:
    "I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple."

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